India Crushes Pakistan Thrice, Wins Asia Cup 2025 — No Handshakes, No Trophy Photo-ops, Only Burnol Alerts

India didn’t just win the Asia Cup 2025; they turned it into a full-blown roast session. Undefeated through the tournament, Team India beat Pakistan not once, not twice, but thrice, turning the so-called rivalry into a one-sided Netflix special titled “How to School Your Neighbour.”

After the final, the Indian team refused the traditional handshake — because why shake hands when you’ve already shaken their confidence? And just when things couldn’t get more awkward, players declined to collect the trophy from the Pakistani minister, leaving him on stage with a smile so forced it could’ve cracked glass.

Back home, the internet exploded with witty digs and banters.

Meanwhile, Pakistani TV panels debated everything from pitch conspiracies to “bad vibes,” while Indian fans served them free Burnol with hashtags like #ThriceBeatenNoHandshake and #AsiaCupHamareNaam.

In short — India came, saw, conquered, and left the neighbors on “seen.”